Just not tired

Tonight, after putting Elissa to bed, I've been back upstairs 3 times, in order to:

• Explain why Gerald and Sparkles won't fall out of her bed if she keeps them in the middle.
• Explain why no one will come in and steal Gerald while she's asleep.
• Assure her that I'll throw out any strangers that get in "if they have a key that's the same shape as our lock and sneak in".
• To explain that no one will steal her or Isaac during the night.
• To put some cream on her face that's "really, really sore".

To get my attention, Elissa has taken to sitting at the top of the stairs and tapping on the metal gate we have there. A couple of nights ago, because she was worried that she'd wake Isaac if she yelled out, I explained to her that she didn't have to make much noise. I explained that her floor is the roof of my office downstairs, and that I could hear her quite easily.

Elissa and I also successfully completed the our first multi night reading. It was Tashi which we completed over 3 or 4 nights. It was actually quite good, with enough text to keep the story interesting, but still some pictures to help her visualise things. In reality, we probably could have done the whole story in a single sitting, but I think the idea of continuing it over a few nights was appealing to Elissa too. We already have the second book in the series, although looking at what's available the compendiums might be a better idea, especially seeing as the kids have so few books to read...

Speaking of which, the pile of books beside Isaac's bed doesn't seemed to have changed all that much lately, although the Dr Seuss Shapes book is quite popular of late, and a relatively recent addition to our reading list, at least for me. I'll have to catalog the pile for posterity, but from memory I'd say his current favorites are:

• The Shape of me and other stuff
• How do Dinosaurs eat their food
• Not now Charlie
• Come on, Daisy, in which the eagle has become an Owl, surprise surprise.
• Kitten's adventure
• Sometimes I like to curl up in a ball

He's certainly pretty comfortable with his routine these days. He used to object rather loudly if I tried putting him into the cot while he could see a book we hadn't read that evening. These days, we say goodnight to whomever is in the last story, and as long as he's got his blanket and dummy, he's started to voluntarily lie down in my lap before I get the book down on the table.

He no longer complains when placed in bed (cot) and I leave the room, although he regularly rolls around, kicking and chatting to himself for quite some time before going to sleep. Occasionally I'll have to go back into him a find and replace his blanket, dummy, or occasionally one of the soft toys that he's tossed into the spot carefully calculated to be accessible only by lying on the floor and crawling a good way under the cot.

And the pictures? They're mostly to pretty up the blog somewhat. I don't think I've made any posts without pictures, and I'm under no illusions that people come here to specifically to read my ramblings. Tonight Elissa drew two pictures for me. The topmost one is "people in sleeping bags". She was very careful to point out that the little loops are "zips". The ear-like objects on top were added at the end, and are, I'm told, in fact, ears.

The second picture is a castle. It was somehow inspired by the tracing of the rubber insert from a non-spill cup, The yellow section is the tracing. Elissa drew the rest of the castle around it. I was instructed to draw the car in the dungeon/car park. The rest is Elissa's.

Our Wildlife

We took the kids to Sydney Wildlife World at Darling Harbour. Before Susanne did the research and told me about it, I had no idea it existed. It's next door to the aquarium, which I imagine most people, like myself, have heard of. It's a small-ish (when compared to your typical zoo) collection of exhibits showcasing a variety of animals, generally in glassed cabinets, which allows you to get quite close to a lot of the animals.


They have a climate controlled habitat for butterflies, which is what Elissa was most excited about seeing. Fortunately, this was one of the first exhibits we went past.

Taking pictures through the thick glass in what was generally quite dim lighting was a little tricky, although a handful of the shots aren't entirely horrible. Manual focus is one of the things you really miss using a compact camera instead of an SLR.


This is everyone looking at what is nominally the deadliest snake on the planet. I'm led to believe it's actually pretty tricky to measure these things accurately, nevertheless, I'm pretty glad the glass there was doing it's job.

We (as in Australia) have got (again, depending on how it's measured) the most venomous snake, most venomous spider (the funnel web, which was also on display) and one of few venemous mammals, the humble platypus. Of course, the honey bee (a European import) kills far more people annually than all of those combined..


I took this picture of Isaac as I thought it looked like he was taking a picture himself. Of course, the reality is he was just having a drink while the goannas wrestled. While he enjoyed it, I think his favorite thing was just running flat out through all the corridors and doorways.

Later that night we asked Elissa what her favourite thing was, her response was "Going through the plastic doors!". The plastic doors were just the standard large plastic crash doors you get in all sorts of industrial and medical environments..


We had lunch upstairs in an area where there were koalas sleeping in the trees. Neither of the kids were particularly interested in the koalas. Of the half dozen or so that were easily visible, only one could be properly described as conscious, and even then was only glancing around once in a while.

At this point, Isaac wanted to hide in the foliage, and Elissa was more interested in lunch. This area also overlooked a kangaroo and wallaby enclosure, which we walked through later, and which was a little more engaging for the both of them.

All in all, we spent the best part of a couple of hours looking at the various exhibits. Elissa got more out of the displays than Isaac, but on the whole it was still a worthwhile trip. Not quite as hands-on as Featherdale, but then, that was just the nature of a lot of the animals. We'll have to head back to Featherdale sometime soon. The last time we visited there was when Elissa was about the age Isaac is now, and she enjoyed it a lot.


Just before we left, Elissa wanted to play on the touch screens, with which she was right at home. Susanne chased Isaac around for 5 minutes while I tried to convince Elissa that the 10 or so terminals all had the same movies and games on them, and that she didn't have to try every one of them.

Any TV sets in the vicinity of our kids, and within arms reach, are bound to have a plentiful supply of fingerprints. And quite possibly mouth/tongue prints, depending on Isaac's mood.

The art of misdirection

"OK, you see this green ball?"

"Now, look into my eyes."

"Where's it gone?"

"Thankyou, I'll be here all week. There are still good tickets for some of my lunchtime shows."

If he does want to take up magic, I'll try to encourage him to be more of a Penn/Teller than a Uri Geller.

Growth Collage

I've done the side-by-side comparisons for the kids again. We're also at the point where we have pictures of them at almost the same age.

I've put this one together, showing that that at the same age, they're almost exactly the same height, if you ignore Elissa's birds nest. The eyes are at almost exactly the same level.

Really, Isaac has another 6 weeks to nudge ahead, which he may well do if you look at his growth for over the last three months.


This is Elissa's collage.


This is Isaac's collage.


This is their combined collage. Looking from the right, the pairs are taken together.

Banisters? We don't need no stinking banisters!

This weekend I drove up to Umina to give Norm a hand with the maintenance on the house. I just checked, and we were last all there to do a bit of work in April 2007. One of the nice things about keeping an accurate vehicle diary is that I can tell when my car has been somewhere, even if my own memory is hopeless.

The first four pictures are from the first trip, where we painted and then replaced a few of the main bearers with new ones. We also did a bit of other painting and general shuffling around of timber.

This is a view showing two of the main bearers from underneath. The balcony is on the right side of the picture. The bearers are the two large timbers running more or less left to right through the middle of the picture.


This is one of the outside posts on the entry side, with one of the main bearers removed. Essentially we just knocked out the old ones and gently persuaded (with hammers, bits of timber, and the occasional bit of vocal encouragement) the new ones into place, one at a time. Obviously, the second bearer took the load while we were replacing the first.


The working scaffolding was partially built from timber we needed as we worked, so we started at the extremities and worked back. The scaffolding was perfect for holding us all safely, and also at the perfect height for me to smack my head against the beams once in a while, just to keep me on my toes. I think Derrick and Alan felt the same way. There are times when it probably doesn't pay to be slightly taller than the master engineer.


This is the scaffolding we used for replacing the bearers under the balcony on the stair side. While I think we worked quite sensibly, it's probably safe to say that workcover may not have given us their seal of approval.

Enough of the background, now we're on to this weekends festivities.

This is Norm while when we were about two thirds of the way through removing the handrails and supports.


I had to do most of the work, as Norm and Derrick were always sleeping on the job.*


This is the unobstructed view from the balcony. The lines are nice and clean here, but it was about to get uglier.


We wanted to remove the outermost timbers, as these were going to be replaced, and would be the mount points for the new railing. In order to get to them, we had to cut some of the floorboards, and pry the ends of them out.

Norm was working near the top of the picture to the right. Derrick and I were removing the timber which was originally nailed to the exposed timbers shown in the lower right, I was just commenting to Derrick that we should probably secure the timber before going much further with the floorboard removal, as it was getting rather "wobbly" (that's the correct engineering term). One floorboard later, and gravity took over and removed the rope option from our list of choices. Fortunately, it wasn't the timber above the power and phone lines, and no one was underneath. Needless to say, we secured the timbers earlier on during the procedure from this point on.


Here is a view with all the new exterior timbers in place. These will be where the new handrail supports are mounted.


This is a similar view from the entry side, showing the new exterior timber. We also removed the entry ramp, so that, once the final plank was removed, no one could accidentally wander onto the balcony in it's less-than-general-public-friendly state.

All in all, we got more done in a weekend than I originally expected.


More pictures:

All the pictures I took from April 2007 are here.

All the pictures I took from February 2008 are here.

All are from my phone, so the resolution is mediocre.

Footnotes:

* Yes, I'm kidding.

For more info on the inspiration for this post's title, read this. The version in my head sounds like this (found on this website). It originally got in my head, somewhere in the 80's, by virtue of being sampled on the track "Medicine Show" by Big Audio Dynamite, an album I really should get out again. Aint the Internet grand?